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Any law enacted with more than fifty words contains at least one loophole Evil is live spelled backwards God must love stupid people, he made so many of them When all else fails, read the instuctions "Push" is the force exerted upon the door marked "Pull" What some people lack in intelligence, they make up in stupidity There is a difference between an open mind and a hole in the head The light at the end of the tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an oncoming train A watched pot never boils, unless you light the gas under it If your parents don't have kids, odds are you won't either Curiosity kills more mice than cats Save

 PERCY "Unnugh…"  Percy moaned, rubbing his forehead and sitting up. Dark blotches filled his eyes and he leaned back slightly. "Eeuurgh", someone copied him. He glanced over in panic, to find his girlfriend, Annabeth, uncurling and grasping firmly onto his hand. Her makeshift cast, from when she'd broken her ankle, had collapsed next to her. Percy went straight into panic-mode. Was Annabeth alive? (Duh. She had just 'Eeuurghed' at him). Where were they? (He had no idea) and was everything in one piece? After shifting about a bit, he concluded that he hadn't broken anything, but he'd have nice bruise on his bum tomorrow morning. 'If I l

Satire By Erin Mudry Cindy looked amidst the crowd of pink & baby blue mini skirts mixed with pastel tank tops, handbags, glossy streaked hair and spotted Ashley, her cousin. Cindy approached her with a scream and a hug. "Ahhhh! Ehmahgod! You look fab! I can't believe it's you!" Cindy screeched at her cousin excitedly. Ashley returned her greeting mutually, "Heyyy! What's up cuz? Imagine seeing you here. What brings you to the mall today?" "I was buying my "November wardrobe" All my October clothes are so outdated…" "Tell me about it, like, imagine wearing past it's best before date… it's so gross!" "Yeah, like this girl at my scho